So I like to peruse the listings on Craigslist and found this little gem:
Web Design
Small downtown firm is seeking an experienced web designer. Familiarity with Adobe suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects), HTML, CSS, XML and Flash animation is expected. The ideal candidate will have at least 25 years experience and will be able to work with minimal supervision. Please submit resume and links to online samples of work.
Unless one of the people involved with wide-area TCP/IP in 1983 happens to be looking for freelance work, good luck...
